Q - How do you make a mischievous cat fall off the side of a pool table?
A - Tell it that Jeremy Beadle isn't dead.
Q - How do you make an overweight Grandmother break a deck chair?
A - Tell her that Jeremy Beadle isn't dead.
Q - How do make a enthusiastic young footballer run into the goal post with disastrous and hilarious consequences?
A - Tell him the Jeremy Beadle isn't dead.
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