"A summer's day, in a deep and dark Junevember." I experienced the same things Paul Simon was on about in that song today. "I am alo--------ne", I wasn't alone, i was with Perry and Adam, but we were having a competition, so i was focussed. 'Crying for my mother", check, i was. We kicked the bucket, we bent it like beckham-bar. "I AM ROCK, I AM A MO-------NSTER!"

Posted from a roaming blueberry device. 

"Take your head on holiday..." 

"What?"

"...never to return."

"What?"

I loved my meetings with the guru, but of late his advice had got harder and harder to interpret, and certainly almost impossible to put into practice in everyday life. I felt like I did take my head on holiday, I really tried. 

At this point I started to think, perhaps the guru was losing it a little.

FIND ME A GURU-APPLICANTS APPLY TO PO BOX 9U7U-SHOULD BE WISE, STYLISH & PUNCTUAL.