Tuesday 6 January 2009

Bluger

Grappy Bluger!
G'i blug dru tu.
Gis geer rastes gike briss.
Gay gold gig-gaintest gee gogot....


Crickmass

I had a lovely Christmas thanks for asking. 
Oh yeah, loads of chocolate. 
Two actually, turkey on the 25th and then a goose on Boxing day.
I wasn't complaining.
Shirt buttons were-a-straining!


OR SO I THOUGHT.
I GOT THE JOB! THEY MUST HAVE BEEN BLUFFING!

Grainy Ainy

"One yon crazy crisis of confidence...."
Immediately as I answered the question i realised i'd made a big mistake, a real y-don of a slip up! 
A word of warning to any readers. This isn't the answer an interviewer wants to hear having asked a candidate to describe themselves in six words, it's not even close!
I shuffled and hustled to right my wrong, to funder by blunder.
"....that's on a good day!"